Wayne W. Wayne (presumably Wayne Wayne Wayne) alongside Frank is one of the central Guys in the comic's title (as opposed to Guy, who is a girl). Unlike Frank, he doesn't wear glasses. His hair is spiky-blonde.
- Wayne is the character with the most appearances (Data soon to be available)
- Wayne is on bad terms with his close family. He wasn't invited to his sister's wedding, and is prepared to kill them if necessary.
- Wayne's sister is also mentioned.
- Wayne seems to have at least two sisters (link to the comic where wayne mentions "the dumb one")
- Wayne is arachnophobic.
- Wayne frequently suffers irreversible injuries. There are several explanations for his systematic miraculous recovery :
- There are many hints that Wayne may be one of Frank's experiments : 1 2 3
- His diary had a movie adaptation
- Wayne has had a syndrome (similar to Stockholm's) named after him